Category Archives: Uncategorized

The Ditch Witch

She’s here! She’s here! The Ditch Witch is in Florida! And it appears, that she is enjoying a busman’s holiday in the Sunshine State. Not long ago, Mr. Bill returned panting from his daily jog. It was excitement and not … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

A Hot Mess

    This story is for Allen and it’s a story I never intended to write. However, after regaling Allen with my ‘loo misadventures’ he roared with laughter and urged me to tell the tale. How could I not oblige … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | 12 Comments

Ode to a Little Blue Penguin

‘Tis time for a sad story about a little blue penguin. Like a sad song that needs to be sung every now and then, a sorry tale needs telling, even in a travel blog; for as all travellers know, not … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | 4 Comments

Playtime

They recommend that couples play games to keep their romance alive. Well everyday is Valentine’s Day with Mr. Bill, for he and I are keen gamers. Our two favorites are “Guess What?” and “Memory”. It’s game on, as soon as … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Father of the Bride!

Oh happy day! Mr. Bill and I have travelled to Florida for our daughter’s wedding! Congratulations to Audry and Dave- three cheers for true love! Its’ been a while since we walked down the aisle but the trip is even … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 8 Comments

Here Come the Brides

Everybody loves a bride the world over and brides the world over, take a lovely photograph. It is sheer delight to come upon a bride and groom in my travels with Mr. Bill. Love is in the air and we … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | 20 Comments

The Case of the Poisoned Pine

Mr. Bill, come quick! Call Nancy Drew. There’s a mystery to be solved. Was the Norfolk Pine really poisoned in the dead of night? Alas, ’tis true, The Pride of Beachpoint is no more, killed while the residents slept, unaware … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | 11 Comments

March Madness

  March Madness has hit New Zealand. Advertisements  for March Madness sales, began appearing toward the end of February. Frankly, I’m not at all sure, what the connection is between deeply discounted mattress sets and collegiate basketball; yet it feels … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Hiding in Plain Sight

There they were, scores of stingrays, hiding in plain sight, riding the face of the incoming wave. What I missed, Mr. Bill would have spotted. Briefly visible, before dropping into the tube, to ride the barrel wave- the penultamite run for … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , | 12 Comments

Water blog

I do apologize Dear Reader, if you are feeling waterlogged, after reading one too many stories about cyclones. So begging your pardon, here is yet another soggy missive. Owing to Mr. Bill’s peculiar super power of attracting wind and rain, … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | 7 Comments